I've seen you here before my dear...oh yes, many times. I've watched you finger the stockings and when someone comes by, you say "yep, she'd like those"....
We know better than that don't we? I've watched as you've made your purchase, and go scuttling out of the store, clutching the bag in your hungry little fingers...with that undeniable smirk on your face.
It's time we were introduced, don't you think? Hello, my dear, my name is Fishnets ...and I have been watching jealously as you have felt up my neighbors on the rack next to me, bringing a soft, silky pair home with you and leaving me, the most different of leg coverings behind. Take ME home this time, and see how it feels to have true deviance, tight against your groin....